Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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