hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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