Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Come share oat with me in your robe
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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