She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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