:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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