lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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