I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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