I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Randomize