Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just cropdusted the office
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Found the puke drawer
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
