OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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