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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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