Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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