brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
