Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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