let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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