The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
