Duck Duck Cougar?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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