i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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