Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I hope mine doesn't look like that
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
should my penis look like a turkey
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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