i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
