im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
