I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Everything about him screamed your future.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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