physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
