god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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