Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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