drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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