Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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