mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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