I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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