just come out here and I will go home with you...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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