just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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