Dual....:-)
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
