Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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