I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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