dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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