i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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