id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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