Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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