How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
How does it feel to date your dad?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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