the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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