I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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