You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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