adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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