Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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