went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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