D3 body, D1 cock
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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