Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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