just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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