we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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