I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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