so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We need a shit load of segways right now
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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