why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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