Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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