we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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